There isn’t much to know, but…

I remember the fateful day I recieved an email starting with the paragraph above, albeit with a different name in the first sentence! The email was hilarious and had many parallels with my own opinion of junk email and the friends who had me on their ‘funny stuff’ list (this was the first funny thing I’d recieved in a while!). I took it upon myself to change the name to my own and forward it to a friend and before I knew it my ‘condition’ was propogated world-wide…

Hello, my name is Miles Tillinger. I am suffering from rare and deadly diseases, poor scores on final exams, lack of sexual activity, fear of being kidnapped and executed by anal electrocution, and guilt for not sending out 50 billion fucking forwards sent to me by people who actually believe that if you send them, that poor 6 year old girl in Arkansas with lung cancer brought on by second-hand smoke from the cigarettes smoked by the big bad men who kidnapped her and took pornographic pictures of her for use on their child pornography website will get 6 fucking cents every time you send me the letter. Read on…

So now if you do a Google search on my name, a link to that damned letter is in the top ten results returned! I don’t know about other people, but whenever I want find dirt on someone, especially an IT industry someone, I’ll search for their name on Google and see what comes up. Hopefully any potential employers who do the same will stop at result #5…